Friday, July 11, 2008

"are you here to make friends? cause i'm not here to make friends"



This is the best video ever. In the world. I'm not exaggerating.

If you go on to a reality TV show where a prize is involved, you are required to say "I'm not here to make friends" at least once. You'll probably even say it twice, or three dozen times if you're on Flavor of Love (this is flavor of love, not flavor of friendship).

I shared this video with some old high school friends, and one of them came up with a great idea. There should be a reality show where the only goal is to make friends, and if you don't make enough friends, they kick you off. And, at the end, the prize money would be fake, and the judges would say, "Your reward for winning is...all your new friends!" and then they'd punch you in the nuts for being such a moron and going on reality TV.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahaha. that is awesome. and slightly depressing. winning and making friends are not mutually exclusive. a girl i traveled to france with once commented that she didn't go to europe to make friends, and this might sound harsh, but i think she came to that conclusion after realizing that no one there (not the population of france, just our group) could put up with her for more than five minutes.

i love my friends that i have now, but if the day ever comes that i say, "i'm not here to make friends", someone please shoot me.

Noelle M said...

so uhm, YOU shared with YOUR friends? i'm pretty sure I shared with YOU

poison ivy said...

too bad I didn't say it on Wheel. "ya Pat my BFF is Nicolle Matthews and btw, I'm not here to make friends."

Andy said...

Hahahahah... AWESOME!! I always hate when people in reality shows say that.

Andy said...

BTW, you are the recipient of an award. Come by and pick it up!!

Frank said...

I'd dominate at that show, since I'm always oh-so-lovable and witty.


I'd just remember to wear a hockey cup before going on.

Anonymous said...

I LOVED that! I think I should say that in general. Maybe to my neighbors who keep giving me bills related to their dog. "I'm here to live, I'm not here to make friends."

So@24 said...

I can't really comment on this since I know nothing of reality tv.

BUT

your animated pic is spot on. Kudos to the artist