and you thought lolcats were the end all be all

The coolest thing to come to the internet since LOLcats....LOLMart!!! Where you can satiate all your LOLware needs in just a few clicks of your mouse and taps of your keyboard.

Currently the stock is pretty low and I'm hoping over the next few months they take it up a notch and offer a wider selection of t-shirt designs and plush toys. I must say, though, that this LOLrus plush toy is pretty much the sweetest thing I've seen EVER.


I has a bukkit. Nooooo. They be stealin' mah bukkit.

Don't worry little buddy, I won't steal your bukkit.

china time

I finally figured out how to switch my blog over to China time. It wasn't something that was difficult or anything, I just never thought about it except when I was away from my computer. But now it's done so my post times will actually reflect the time of day which I write them, not half a day before.

Also, if I read your blog/have read it in the past and you haven't received any comments from me recently, it's because China is full of haters who don't want me to look at any websites that I actually enjoy reading. Cnn.com is amazingly never blocked, too bad I hate any sort of real news.

I have everyone on my "Strawberry's Faves" list saved in my Google Reader so I'm able to read your posts, I just haven't figured out how to comment on posts from the Google Reader platform. Is this possible? Anyone? Beuller? Beuller?

The few times any of you HAVE received comments from me, it's because I'm accessing your site from a proxy server which is actually a huge pain in the ass. I can't even access my OWN website without using a proxy server, which is why I haven't been replying to a lot of comments on my own blog. I really appreciate all the comments, though!

I've been trying to access my site via proxy at least once a week to reply to everyone, but China only lets you use one proxy site for so long until they block that, too, so I'm kind of hitting a "Great wall", so to speak. At least I can still get on Blogger.com to post.

What sites they choose to block and not block totally make no sense to me. Like, for example, the fact that icanhascheezburger.com is blocked is both very upsetting and very perplexing. Is there anything politically subversive about a cat saying "kthxbye"? I'd have to go with a resounding "No" on that one.

And yet, some government official somewhere thinks lolcats are socially sensitive enough that they need to be hidden from everyone in China. The saddest thing about it is the Chinese don't even know what a plethora of hilarity they're missing out on. Yeah, I'm ending a sentence with a preposition. Suck it.

the world makes sense again!

The last few weeks of my life have been a little crazy, to say the least. Attempting to learn Mandarin in 5 weeks? Insane. Having class 8 hours a day? Tortuous. Packing up my life to move out of the country? Nuts.

So, when I logged on for about the 10th time yesterday to icanhascheezburger and saw that tomorrow is LOLcat day, none of that stuff seemed to matter anymore. Everything in my world seemed to make sense. How can I possibly worry about anything when it's LOLcat day? Answer: it's not possible!

I don't know what I'm going to do to celebrate this glorious holiday, it was kinda thrown at me last minute. Maybe I'll do a pet photo shoot with Tater Tot and Spongecat and make some LOLs out of them. Who knows! The possibilities are endless.

put. down. the. lolcat.

I apologize to anyone who has been a victim of my late-night, not completely sober, LOLcat-ing recently. In my opinion, it's way more awesome than drunk dialing, but also slightly more bizarre. Especially to those people who don't know what LOLcats are. Anyway, I am sorry to those of you who received an image like this posted on your blog or Facebook wall over the weekend:

DRUNK LOLZING
IZ RELAVINT
2 MAI INTRSTS.